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Hipster Warning Signs: 25 Ways To Dress Like A Hipster - 2019 Guide

What is hipster culture?  “Hipster style” is one of those phrases that kind of means whatever you want it to mean…

But think about it.

Your friends only say it to make fun of people. Maybe sometimes you.

Here's why.

Click Here To Watch The Video – 25 Signs You're A Hipster

So back to the question, what is a hipster? We found this definition:

“Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20s and 30s that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter.”

Hipsters can take a variety of forms.

You may be comfortable being a hipster but you may also want to know if you are becoming a hipster.

Either way, we list the hipster warning signs below.

Hipster Warning Sign 1: You have the same haircut as your girlfriend. hipster haircut

A hipster male and hipster female with the same haircut.

Warning Sign 2: You Wear Those Glasses.

You know. The hipster glasses. Whether you need them or not.

hipster glasses

Click here to find out if these hipster glasses actually suit you.

Warning Sign 3. You exclusively drink out of mason jars and not normal cups.

One of the best ways to spot a hipster is by his drinking vessel. The hipster would NEVER drink from a normal cup.

Warning Sign 4. You tell everyone you're gluten-free, and so is your cat Hugo.

This is excusable if you have that thing where you could actually die if you're exposed to gluten. Everyone else, give it up – there's no benefit.

hipster cat

This is what a hipster cat looks like. His name is Hugo.

Warning Sign 5. You won’t drink anything ‘mainstream’.

The hipster doesn't do ‘mainstream'. Just homemade kombucha and weird orange craft beer brewed in an abandoned pump house off a railroad line through the mountains.

craft beer

A hipster lady pouring a hipster drink in a hipster environment. Note the exposed hipster brickwork.

Warning Sign 6. You say bro too many times, bro.

You call your mom bro.

Warning Sign 7. You think Kale is cooler than Spinach.

You won't eat any dish where you can actually taste it, you just like the idea of growing it in silly little pots around your apartment.

Warning Sign 8. You don't watch Movies, you only watch Films.

Preferably silent, foreign, or black and white. Very emotional.

STYLE VIDEOS Warning Sign 9. You pay $400 to wear jeans which someone has ripped holes in.

For extra hipster fashion points: you pay $400 to buy raw denim jeans and then wear them continuously until they're “distressed”, so you can waste not only money, but also time.

ripped jeans

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Warning Sign 10. You haven't eaten breakfast or lunch in two years. Brunch is where it's at.

You eat brunch at a French Bistro with paintings of Paris on the wall. You also tweet about it. Your favorite time to eat brunch is when it's raining outside because then you can pretend you're in a cafe scene in a French art film.

You're so deep, bro.

Warning Sign 11. Your drawer doesn't contain a single pair of plain, normal socks. rmrs ebooks

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Warning Sign 12. You eat avocado because you can smear it on toast and Instagram it.

You don’t like avocado. Guess what? No one does. You do like the sharing it with people you don't know on Instagram.

Warning Sign 13. You wear jeans that are 16 sizes too small for you. hipster jeans

Is this a normal female or a hipster male? Let us know in the YouTube comments.

Want to know how to dress like a hipster? It's easy. You need super skinny men's jeans: You can't even get them all the way over your butt.

You may as well save money and spray paint your legs blue.

Want to know how to dress like a hipster guy? Google ‘how to dress like a hipster girl'. You're welcome. Warning Sign 14. You like coffee but you only drink it from an underground alternative coffee shop.

Take a moment to think about coffee. Do you think about caffeine? Or do you think about  organic, ethically sourced coffee from an exotic location which costs $25 a cup.

If it's the latter, this is one of the first signs you're becoming a hipster.

Warning Sign 15. You have an ironic long beard.

You have spent many months growing your hipster beard. As soon as your beard got long enough, you stopped smiling forever. You practice your frown in the mirror and admire your beard.

You take great pleasure in buying the best beard oil.

hipster beard

Like the look of this… or prefer something different? Click to see 20 different types of beards.

Warning Sign 16. You wear pre-faded fake vintage t-shirts.

Faded t-shirts represent the best hipster style. They will NEVER have a brand name on them. But they may have hashtag phrases as long as they are ironic.

They often contain explicit words.

Warning Sign 17. Your records don't contain any lyrics or any music.

You once paid $30 for a track which sampled a lamb bleating repeatedly for 17 minutes.

Warning Sign 18. You own a record player because ‘it sounds so much better on vinyl.’

Said record player is a $40 portable model with worse speakers than your laptop.

Warning Sign 19. You wear Doc Martens because Converse got too mainstream.

Depending on how you wear them you either look like a student at a small women's college, or a skinhead.

Warning Sign 20. You have a tiny little thin plaid scarf.

It physically cannot keep you warm. It's so you can drape it loosely round your neck. You don't mind if you get farmers' market food-truck burrito on it.

hipster scarf

This man is showing the early signs of transitioning into a hipster. Click here to learn how to tie a scarf in 10 masculine ways.

Warning Sign 21. You wear suspenders with jeans.

Often over a denim shirt. If you really know how to dress like a hipster, this is your favorite look.

Warning Sign 22. Your house has wallpaper with bricks on it. Warning Sign 23. Something you own has Che Guevara's face on it.

If you majored in Latin American History, you'd maybe get a pass. But you didn't.

Warning Sign 24. You like unpopular things and when they become popular, you unlike them.

You're not sure whether you want to be liked or hated.

Warning Sign 25. You own a Polaroid camera.

You use it to take hazy photos of urban art (which is what you call graffiti your landlord hasn't power washed yet) or photos of corn fields in the summer.

Bonus: You get offended when people call you a hipster.

offended hipster

Do we hate hipsters? No. Of course not. But we do think it's important to know if you're becoming one.  Share this article and let us know what you think in the comments section!

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